Fire is a type of robber. Fire…

Posted in twitter.com/stuffnelssays on March 10th, 2010 by nels – Be the first to comment

Fire is a type of robber. Fire Ants are robbers to ants. Fire Humans are robbers to humans. Fire cats are robbers to kitties. Is that right?

Colors

Posted in Uncategorized on February 21st, 2010 by nels – Be the first to comment
Becky D’s grandson RĀ asks What is your favorite color? My name is Reagan, I am 7 years old and I live in Maine.
It’s “rainbow”. Nels

Candy, Candy

Posted in Uncategorized on February 21st, 2010 by nels – Be the first to comment
Narciso ponders How much is too much candy?
About a quarter. Nels

And you know what? A quarter i…

Posted in twitter.com/stuffnelssays on February 17th, 2010 by nels – Be the first to comment

And you know what? A quarter is just every kind of candy’s friend!

Did you know wife and husband …

Posted in twitter.com/stuffnelssays on February 17th, 2010 by nels – Be the first to comment

Did you know wife and husband rhyme? Wait a minute … it was actually called, the woman, umm… /whusband/. So … husband, and wusband.

Doing math problems aloud in t…

Posted in twitter.com/stuffnelssays on February 15th, 2010 by nels – 1 Comment

Doing math problems aloud in the car with the kids. Nels suddenly asks, “What is love plus ideals plus thinking plus invisible stuff?”

While watching The Horror of D…

Posted in twitter.com/stuffnelssays on February 13th, 2010 by nels – Be the first to comment

While watching The Horror of Dracula, Sophie asks: “How come I don’t?” @kellyhogaboom: “Don’t what?” Sophie: “Get called Boner. How come?”

So even if I was an old man, I…

Posted in twitter.com/stuffnelssays on February 2nd, 2010 by nels – Be the first to comment

So even if I was an old man, I would still be small? Then I could handle things.

I like coffee. It makes me ima…

Posted in twitter.com/stuffnelssays on February 2nd, 2010 by nels – 1 Comment

I like coffee. It makes me imagine stuff, and have a goooooood day.

Do you know what? A long time …

Posted in twitter.com/stuffnelssays on January 30th, 2010 by nels – Be the first to comment

Do you know what? A long time ago, a person got buried alive. But then do you know what? He kicked ‘em in the butt! True story.


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