So even if I was an old man, I…
Posted in twitter.com/stuffnelssays on February 2nd, 2010 by nels – Be the first to commentSo even if I was an old man, I would still be small? Then I could handle things.
I like coffee. It makes me ima…
Posted in twitter.com/stuffnelssays on February 2nd, 2010 by nels – 1 CommentI like coffee. It makes me imagine stuff, and have a goooooood day.
Do you know what? A long time …
Posted in twitter.com/stuffnelssays on January 30th, 2010 by nels – Be the first to commentDo you know what? A long time ago, a person got buried alive. But then do you know what? He kicked ‘em in the butt! True story.
Dad, geese will bite and twist…
Posted in twitter.com/stuffnelssays on January 26th, 2010 by nels – Be the first to commentDad, geese will bite and twist. But it’s OK. But they’re mostly underwater creatures. Even SHARKS.
Did you hear that dad? That “d…
Posted in twitter.com/stuffnelssays on January 26th, 2010 by nels – Be the first to commentDid you hear that dad? That “ding”? It sounds like a … (sigh) … broken heart. In a solitaire game.
(cont) I could fill out the su…
Posted in twitter.com/stuffnelssays on January 21st, 2010 by nels – Be the first to comment(cont) I could fill out the survey. I could talk about acorns. – NO! That would be cheating. Right?
(after receiving Home Depot re…
Posted in twitter.com/stuffnelssays on January 21st, 2010 by nels – Be the first to comment(after receiving Home Depot receipt w/ survey) I want $5000, to buy a soda. Then mama would say “GIMME THE REST FOR A HOUSE!”
See my snot bubble? That’s why…
Posted in twitter.com/stuffnelssays on January 20th, 2010 by nels – Be the first to commentvia twitter.com/stuffnelssays: “See my snot bubble? That’s why I want to be a janitor. AND I can listen to music. Then when a bad guy comes, I can put dust in his face.”
Dog Dog
Posted in Uncategorized on November 5th, 2009 by nels – 1 Comment| Emily White would like to know |
Hey Nels, my room-mate found a dog on the side of the road that is in bad shape. we’re going to adopt it. it’s small, black and white, and a boy. What would be some good names? | |
| Nels, spelled N E L Z Z Z. Nels Hogaboom, thank you and I have a cat named Harris. Good bye. | Nels |
Slugs
Posted in Uncategorized on October 30th, 2009 by nels – Be the first to comment| Laura ponders | Do you think it’s wrong to put salt on slugs? | |
| Yes. Because the slugs don’t like it. | Nels |
Nels Hogaboom