So even if I was an old man, I…
Posted in twitter.com/stuffnelssays on February 2nd, 2010 by nels – Be the first to commentSo even if I was an old man, I would still be small? Then I could handle things.
So even if I was an old man, I would still be small? Then I could handle things.
I like coffee. It makes me imagine stuff, and have a goooooood day.
Do you know what? A long time ago, a person got buried alive. But then do you know what? He kicked ‘em in the butt! True story.
Dad, geese will bite and twist. But it’s OK. But they’re mostly underwater creatures. Even SHARKS.
Did you hear that dad? That “ding”? It sounds like a … (sigh) … broken heart. In a solitaire game.
(cont) I could fill out the survey. I could talk about acorns. – NO! That would be cheating. Right?
(after receiving Home Depot receipt w/ survey) I want $5000, to buy a soda. Then mama would say “GIMME THE REST FOR A HOUSE!”
via twitter.com/stuffnelssays: “See my snot bubble? That’s why I want to be a janitor. AND I can listen to music. Then when a bad guy comes, I can put dust in his face.”
| Emily White would like to know |
Hey Nels, my room-mate found a dog on the side of the road that is in bad shape. we’re going to adopt it. it’s small, black and white, and a boy. What would be some good names? | |
| Nels, spelled N E L Z Z Z. Nels Hogaboom, thank you and I have a cat named Harris. Good bye. | Nels |
| Laura ponders | Do you think it’s wrong to put salt on slugs? | |
| Yes. Because the slugs don’t like it. | Nels |
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